Acting is a pretty moronic profession which is why for the most part only morons go into it. It’s therefore good that actors hurt themselves, even better if they humiliate themselves publicly in the process, and best of all if it’s funny. So this video scores really highly.

Marcus Gronholm’s co-pilot gets a crash course in the lifestyles of the gay. Apparently the friends of Dorothy are actively recruiting the young and impressionable to join them and swell their numbers. Using a cool sport like rally driving as a propaganda tool in this recruitment drive is a great way to go. Good luck [...]

This little girl will go a very long way in life. She will overcome many obstacles and achieve everything she sets out to achieve. She will accumulate more stuff than her peers and therefore be happier and they shall envy her and wish they had her stuff, but she will scoff and pretend she cares [...]

Old movies are pretty fucking dull. Nothing happens and it happens very slowly. People were a lot stupider then and couldn’t keep up. Luckily someone has found a way of making old shit funny for smart modern people.

This is almost the perfect way to travel - the one teensy downside is you don’t get very far because you die tangled in a scorching mangled twisted metal mess. And people you never much liked anyway shake their heads in pretend sorry and say things like “well he was always and complete fucking [...]

It’s Independence Day across the pond, and to celebrate this some superannuated old fart has made a sorry little film of his anti-British rant, conveniently forgetting that if it wasn’t for us he would not exist and whoever was in his place would be speaking French or, worse, German and that revealing the massive chip he [...]

A promo from some amazing new band. These guys are going to be bigger than Alphabeat. Check out the lyrics. Amaaaaaaaaaaaaazing dude!

Bla bla bla women drivers bla bla bla can’t drive for shit bla bla bla shouldn’t be allowed behind the wheel bla bla. For pity’s sake, its 2008, are we still having this tired old conversation? Why can’t women just fucking learn to drive and end this once and for all. Because they really do [...]

There are only three variables that make this behaviour possible: sudden death, alcohol or rage. or a combination of any of the three. Or, far more intriguingly, the vehicle in question could be being driven by a goat that thinks it knows how to drive. That would look good on the police report: “here’s my [...]

The world is a dark, brutal, nasty place in which we live short dark brutal nasty and largely pointless lives. Luckily, every so often, proof of a higher plane of existence flashes fleetingly in front of us and shapes some sort of tangible meaning  - shining a light into the murky darkness. This video is [...]

Apart from his terrible taste in dodgy new age music, you have to love Matt Harding.  If life is a game where no one knows the rules, then he has basically won. And if you can win with nothing more than an engagingly silly little jig, then there’s hope for us all. Bless him.

This is kind of different: not only do you watch a video on the Internet, but the Internet watches back… Which is fine, except if it starts happening on a regular basis. There are too many people doing too many unspeakable things in front of their computers for the web to start watching. It would [...]

What is the difference between a fucktard and a fucking fucktard? It is a very difficult thing to quantify, as academics the world over have spent their entire careers finding out.  But somehow this clip provides the answer. A fucktard would stop after hurting himself once, but a fucking fucktard just has to go all [...]

The Swiss are a very clean tidy race. Also pretty dull. When something cool happens in front of their very eyes, rather than enjoying it they go charging in to tidy up the mess. This is a shame, but at least it stops the place turning into Detroit.

Little baby girls laughing at normal speed: cute and infectious, you watch them and unless you are an incurable cynic who is only happy when everybody else is miserable, you say awwwwww. Little baby girls laughing in slow motion: scary, creepy, unsettling and liable to haunt your dreams at the exact moment you were finally [...]

When Brits say she’s a spinner, they mean she’s deranged, unstable, prone to viciousness, hormonal, and not to be fucked with under any circumstance, however attractive she may be. A chick, basically.
This chick probably isn’t a spinner. In fact she looks pretty fucking cool.

Michael O’Leary, blunt talking, foul mouthed, confrontational CEO of implausibly bad budget airline Ryanair explains that his business class air-hostesses will go beyond mild flirtation, to orally induced happy finishes. This is good news as long haul flights are very boring and blow jobs a re a very effective way to combat boredom.

This is absolute genius. Anyone working in advertising take note: you can stick all that clever shit up your arse. Just get two babes in bikinis to sing a little song about your product and everybody on Earth will love you and rush out and buy your product. Now excuse me, I’ve got to rush [...]

Billed as a banned IKEA commercial, presumably to garner more views on YouTube, this turns out to be a fairly sympathetic documentary about the fun-loving ways of rural Swedish peasants. Very interesting and highly recommended.

Why is pizza so fucking good? It’s just cheese on toast with some tinned tomato shit added on. How can something that simple actually contain the taste of everything that is holy in this world? And while we’re on the subject, how can Domino’s (in the UK at any rate) take something that should be [...]

So Homo Sapiens is superior to the animals apparently. We are blessed with consciousness and free will. Unlike the witless sheep in the field, governed by instinct alone, God put us on the planet and gave us purpose. ‘Fraid not religious peeps, we’re just fucking talking dancing monkeys with a powerful herding instinct.

A mediocre scene with two mediocre actors out of a mediocre film, made brilliant by swearing. Swearing is so cool and funny it hurts, and by cool, I mean totally sweet. The lesson here is that nothing is so shit it can’t be made brilliant by the word FUCK. Including Martin Scorsese.

Check out the comments on YouTube, the predictable middle east bullshit with everyone getting hot under the collar over a scrappy bit of desert. Morons. The only sensible reaction to this clip is “COOL! Chicks with guns! How do I enlist?”

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This is superb - the worst trailer for what must surely be the most execrable film with the stupidest title ever made: He Goat 2! Nope, it’s not a joke, it’s a drama about a guy who fucks his mother or some such and gets chased into the undergrowth by some guy (his dad?) wielding [...]

If you are interested in good quality bad quality videos of people getting hurt or pwned or pranking their GFs or pictures of babes with little to nothing on then you probably visit Break daily. It’s YouTube for intelligent, discerning people who don’t like to have to wade through piles of shit to get [...]

This is just awesome. For a start getting David Byrne and Dizzy Rascal on the same cut is a genius idea, but the promo tops it with a 6 ton cherry. Mmmmmmmmmmm 6 ton cherry.

The world is a precious place with limited resources which we should treat with respect so as to leave a legacy for the children etc etc. You know what? Fuck it. We as a race only have about another 7 years in which it will be possible to ride roughshod over pristine countryside in a [...]

This is a great clip - it shows that rolling your car is nowhere near as scary as you think it is - in fact it looks pretty fun. The key thing, obviously, is to ensure the car is not yours, so only roll other people’s cars. It also helps if you’re very drunk, and [...]

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