Acting is a pretty moronic profession which is why for the most part only morons go into it. It’s therefore good that actors hurt themselves, even better if they humiliate themselves publicly in the process, and best of all if it’s funny. So this video scores really highly.

Marcus Gronholm’s co-pilot gets a crash course in the lifestyles of the gay. Apparently the friends of Dorothy are actively recruiting the young and impressionable to join them and swell their numbers. Using a cool sport like rally driving as a propaganda tool in this recruitment drive is a great way to go. Good luck to them, and may they move into your neighborhood and push up (amongst other things) your property property prices.

This little girl will go a very long way in life. She will overcome many obstacles and achieve everything she sets out to achieve. She will accumulate more stuff than her peers and therefore be happier and they shall envy her and wish they had her stuff, but she will scoff and pretend she cares not for stuff, all the while gathering more and more. Such is this little girl’s destiny.

Old movies are pretty fucking dull. Nothing happens and it happens very slowly. People were a lot stupider then and couldn’t keep up. Luckily someone has found a way of making old shit funny for smart modern people.

This is almost the perfect way to travel - the one teensy downside is you don’t get very far because you die tangled in a scorching mangled twisted metal mess. And people you never much liked anyway shake their heads in pretend sorry and say things like “well he was always and complete fucking moron wasn’t he?”