Some things are beyond satire. Neti Pot is one of them.
“A special “Neti Pot” is filled with warm, slightly salted water and the spout of the pot is inserted into one nostril. The position of the head and pot are adjusted to allow the water to flow out of the other nostril. The technique is not as hard or uncomfortable as one may think at first. You will be pleasantly surprised at this simple and effective method of health maintenance. Once learnt, the practice can be done in about 3 minutes and is easily integrated into a daily routine of body cleansing such as showering or cleaning of the teeth.”
There is way too much old useless shit on our planet, so anyone who can turn that old useless shit into a moving fire breathing mutoid dog motorbike should be more famous than some idiot who can play the guitar and write a decent tune. One day everything will look like this.
Here is the YouTube equivalent of Alka Seltzer. It’s the week before Christmas, so most of you probably went out and got hammered, and are now sitting in front of your computers in your nasty little offices hating the day and praying for it to end quickly. Well this is for you.
If the Internet ever runs out of morons who are willing to self destruct because they’re a bored witless from living out in the sticks, then it will be a terrible day for all of us far superior people who know how to read and wipe our assholes and shit.
So you think Parkour was invented in Paris sometime in the 70s or 80s. Well that’s cos you’re a know nothing dipshit. These muthafuckas were doing it in NYC before it even had a name.
This is what happens to your food when you’re not looking. The guy was probably too stoned to notice that his pizza had an interesting new topping: dog shit and tramp piss topping. He was probably also too stoned to notice that he spent the following 24 hours shitting and puking in his bed.
Yet still, I now want pizza for lunch so bad I can’t breathe.
Fucking funny. Here’s a fabulous TV out-take that is so perfect, you almost have to wonder whether it isn’t a set up. Interesting that the presenter’s immediate reaction to a near death experience is to demand sex. He’s probably one of those freaks who crash cars before blow jobs.
